If you would like to share something unusual, weird, or it made you laugh. Please email it to me and I'll post it here.
Sorry there isn't much here.
Will work on it in the new Year.
Mohammed entered his classroom. "What is your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammed" answered the kid.
"Here, we are in Australia, and there is no Mohammed. From now on your name will be Bruce," replied the Teacher.
In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your day, Mohammed?" asked his mother. "My name is not Mohammed, I am in Australia and now my name is Bruce."
"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to disown your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you," and she beat him. Then she called the father and he too beat him savagely..
The next day Mohammed returned to school. When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked: "What happened to you little Bruce?"
"Well, Miss, 2 hours after becoming Australian I was attacked by two bloody Arabs!"
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.
Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher, are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you're getting your birds mixed up 'cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag at the beach.!!!
A 2007 study found that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that the average Australian drinks 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means the average Australian gets about 41 miles per gallon.
Bloody good value that!
Cheers Trish, I always thought I was good value, LOL
